— You poor things. I happen to be kindhearted, so I can’t look the other way. That girl is probably going to die any minute now. I’ll give you some blood! Both of you! If he chooses you, you can become demons.
Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her
i sure love the mithraeum. occupied by harrowhark “i am SAD and GAY” nonagesimus, ianthe “i will suck you off in creepy and interesting ways” tridentarius, augustine “film noir protagonist” the first, gideon “me when i fucking get you” the first, mercymorn “EW. THAT’S A CHILD.” the first, and john “are you mad at me?” gaius.
it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.
@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????
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